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[ Amazing facts Part 1 ]
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[A collection of facts that confuse]
[ Me (Terminator!) ]
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1 > Isnt it strange how the fluff in
your belly button never matches
anything youve worn for weeks ?
2 > Isnt it strange how you never
remember where you put a hardware
reference manual ?
3 > Isnt it strange how when you a
tiny zit you think "Ah no-one will
notice it", they all do ?
4 > Isnt it strange how when you have
a HUGE zit no-one notices ?
5 > Isnt it strange how disks vanish
through the post ? (TAS?)
6 > Isnt it strange how lamers think
they are cool ?
7 > Isnt it strange how Coke goes flat
quicker than Pepsi ? (Seriously!)
8 > Isnt it strange how fanta tastes
like shit ?
9 > Isnt it strange how my mother
always comes back from shopping
with Fanta instead of pepsi ?
10 > Jeremy Beadle (Wierdo)
11 > That bloke off rainbow (Faggot /
Child malestor)
12 > Isnt it strange that the people
who tell you to reply quicker
take 3 months to write back to
you.
13 > Isnt it strange how when you take
apart some mechanical device,
Theres always one extra bit which
doesnt appear to fit anywhere
or do anything
14 > Isnt it strange, Whenever you
dont expect a jiffy one pops
through your door!
15 > Isnt it strange, Whenever you are
expecting a jiffy, it rarely
arrives on time!
16 > Isnt it strange, that the disk
that you accidentaly step
on/corrupt also contains the
source to your yet unreleased
demo ?
17 > Isnt it strange, how lamers dont
worry about viruses and then
wonder why their game collection
is wiped out
18 > Isnt it strange, how lamers
install game boots with virus
killers and then cant understand
why it dont work no more!
Well not strange! Funny more
like! Haha!
Fuck this Im bored.
Yo tanty! feel free to finish this
one off!